TEKA-TEKI For Fun

1. Lubang ape yang rasanye hangat, nikmat dan nyaman?
Answer: LUBANGun pagi2, tarik selimut pastu lu tido
balik….

2. Minyak ape yang disukai oleh lelaki?
Answer: MINYAKsikan pertandingan bolasepak Liga-M opp!!!
salah~ EPL laaa

3. Kuih ape yang bungkusnya di dalam, isinya di luar?
Answer: Kuih salah bikin.

4. Binatang ape yang power dlm bab berKarate?
Answer: Kuda belang….cube kira brape black belt dia ade.

5. Siape yang menemukan dompet kulit?
Answer: Yang menemukan dompet kulit tersebut tolong
pulangkan kepada saye.

7. Pintu ape yang walaupun dengan 10 org pun tak leh
nak tolak?
Answer: Pintu yang ade tulis ‘TARIK’

8. Saya ade 3 kepala,4 tangan dan 5 kaki…siapakah saya?
Answer: Pembohong…

9. Apa dia ‘Jauh di mata, dekat di hati’?
Answer: Usus

10. Binatang ape yang seluruh anggota tubuhnya kat kepala?
Answer: Kutu rambut

11. Nenek sape jalannya meloncat-loncat?
Answer: Neneknye si katak

12. Kenape lelaki jarang kene penyakit anjing gila?
Answer: Sbb lelaki ni kan ‘buaya’

13. Ape beza sekretari baik ngan sekretari kurang baik?
Answer:Sekretari baik………………’Selamat pagi Boss’
Sekretari kurang baik………..’Dah pagi ni Boss’

14. Ape persamaan Michael Jordan ngan Michael Jackson?
Answer: Dua-dua tak kenal korang…heheheh

15. Tukang ape yang kalau dipanggil, die menjenguk ke
atas?
Answer: Tukang gali kubur

16. Nak mencari sikit punye susah, bile dah dapat buang,
ape bendanya?
Answer: Tahi hidung

17. Ape persamaan kain jemuran ngan telefon?
Answer: Dua-dua kalau dah ‘kringgg’ bole diangkat…

18. Knape pokok kelapa kat depan rumah harus ditebang?
Answer: Mestilah kene tebang, sape nak cabut pokok kelapa…gile
ape…

19. Gajah terbang dengan ape?
Answer: Dengan susah payah……

[Rs] Senario The Movie : Episode 1 2008

The story tells the tale of 3 friends who travel to the city of Kuala Lumpur in search of fulfilling their dreams. Mazlan, Azlee and Wahid dreams of being a famous person one day in the big city. They travel to Kuala Lumpur to audition being the best comedian in the nation. Unfortunately they were met with so many obstacles that have stopped them from moving forward.
The most unbelievable thing that happened to them was being apprehanded by the police because they looked similarly like the group of robbers who had committed a series of big robbery.
They are very worried as to the audition is just days away and they are stil locked up in the jailhouse and they havent done any preparation for the audition. But, with their patience and determination they were finally freed and manage to make it for the audition. BUT…..
Will they ever get to participate and will they fulfill their dreams?
All will be answered in SENARIO THE MOVIE: EPISODE 1

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Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
Part 6
Part 7

Cicakman 2 OST

1. Tyco – Planet Hitam (3:51)
2. Yusry feat Melly – Dibius Cinta (4:20)
3. Edry – Sumpah Takkan Cari Yang Lain (3:43)
4. Pianka – Mau Yang Besar (4:03)
5. Boy – Syg Giler (3:58 )
6. Syuga – Seperti Kemarin (4:35)
7. Flava – Berhenti Bercinta (3:14)
8. Dafi – Lemah (3:10)
9. Adam – Jika Tak Kerna Kamu (3:45)
10. Anita Sarawak – Ular (3:30)

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Yuna Ep

Yuna-Yuna EP

1. after midnight
2. backpacking around
3. blue sands
4. dan sebenarnya
5. deeper conversation

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